Rejected Valentine’s Day 2008

Unfortunately, my Wacom tablet broke before I could finish these cards. That leaves us with the admittedly shoddy mockups that I made early on. As if that’s not janky enough, I decided to go ahead and just take pictures of them with a camera instead of scanning them.

But hey, it’s the content that matters, not the presentation, right?


Rejected Valentines 2008

(If you enjoy these, perhaps you could buy me a drink)

Front of Card Inside of Card

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83 Comments

  1. RobK
    Posted September 18, 2008 at 6:10 am | Permalink

    Excellent! Very cool!

  2. NicoleB
    Posted September 18, 2008 at 8:25 pm | Permalink

    The ’sorry it didn’t work out’ and ‘perhaps your problems will go away’ cards are perfect for my ex-boyfriend!

  3. Grace
    Posted September 20, 2008 at 9:32 am | Permalink

    they’re brilliant but i wouldn’t want to
    receive one…

  4. Acmac
    Posted September 20, 2008 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    I’m sorry if there were* mixed signals- (a/b diagram)

  5. Posted September 21, 2008 at 3:34 pm | Permalink

    now this is fucking awkward …

  6. mavrikmaiden
    Posted September 22, 2008 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    you rock! your cards made me smile :D

  7. Adam
    Posted October 1, 2008 at 2:02 pm | Permalink

    Sadze, ze Crash jest zbojem. Btw gr8 idea. :D

  8. hempp
    Posted October 4, 2008 at 3:01 am | Permalink

    it’s awesome, man! i’ll buy u a drink!! =)

  9. =]
    Posted October 5, 2008 at 10:09 pm | Permalink

    i really like them. . .

  10. Jimmy12345
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 11:38 pm | Permalink

    Hi man,
    Its really nice,
    I think all these are your experiences.
    Hope u get better..lOl..
    I liked them.

  11. Posted October 26, 2008 at 12:47 pm | Permalink

    Fantastic. Love the Venn Diagram one…

  12. Ed
    Posted October 29, 2008 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    I will happily pay money for a “…well this is fucking awkward” card.

  13. Posted November 19, 2008 at 8:54 pm | Permalink

    if you live in la, i will buy you a drink

  14. Posted November 22, 2008 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    This is more than cool! The ultimate partner for my blog post http://is.gd/8Dse

  15. Raimu
    Posted November 26, 2008 at 11:22 pm | Permalink

    xD I adore these. A lot. I want them all.

  16. Zlatina
    Posted December 5, 2008 at 12:21 pm | Permalink

    Cool! I love it! Are you around (in Bulgaria), ‘couse I want to bye you a drink :-)

  17. Posted December 11, 2008 at 10:57 am | Permalink

    Awesome. Where were you when i was in highschool?

  18. amber
    Posted December 26, 2008 at 8:32 pm | Permalink

    this is too, too good
    FUCK i would buy all of these cards for valentine’s day
    you should seriously have your own isle in hallmark

  19. Posted January 6, 2009 at 2:25 am | Permalink

    Cool man… this is really amazing stuff.. especially the geeky ones like the venn diagram etc..

    you will love this one then
    http://rajprasan.blogspot.com/2008/12/funniest-greeting-card-new-year-special.html

  20. melissa
    Posted January 8, 2009 at 11:32 pm | Permalink

    Hilarious! I especially like the one where he jumps off the building. yeah!

  21. leila
    Posted January 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm | Permalink

    wowwww. these are really mean, but very funny nevertheless.

  22. Posted January 11, 2009 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    quality love.
    they really made me laugh. :D
    i could do with a pack of ‘em :) x

  23. K.J.
    Posted January 13, 2009 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Seriously!!?? The A/B diagram does it for me!! I can’t tell you how many times………….

    Good luck with your endevours, where do I send the beer?

  24. Posted January 16, 2009 at 7:43 am | Permalink

    oh wow im going to fedEx you a six-pack right now haha this was fantastic!

  25. Posted January 17, 2009 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    Pretty funny most of them :) Thanks. By the way here is a place to generate Valentine’s Day printables: http://valentinelovecard.com/

  26. MaNiC
    Posted January 20, 2009 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

    Absolutely awesome! I needed a few of these a while back :)
    Very well done :)

  27. Gabe
    Posted January 21, 2009 at 10:14 pm | Permalink

    Awesome. I will use these for the upcoming “Singles Awareness Day”, LMFAO

  28. Posted January 25, 2009 at 7:43 pm | Permalink

    this is so freakin funny!, love the site if you wanna trade links sometime let me know my site is Funny Shizit Thanks -Maria

  29. Posted February 3, 2009 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

    These are really funny, would you mind if I placed them on the Valentine’s Day section of my site:
    http://www.lol-email.com/jokes/23/Valentine-Day/
    Thanks,
    Justin

  30. Posted February 7, 2009 at 5:28 am | Permalink

    Wow, thanks for the giggle! Iwoke up full of cold this morning and you have cheered me up no end. You are wonderfully creative!

    Love,
    Anabelle
    x

  31. Poornima Siriwardana
    Posted February 13, 2009 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    Hey, it was awesome. I really made me laugh! Good work!!!

    Poornima Siriwardana

  32. caspeer_costel
    Posted February 15, 2009 at 9:40 am | Permalink

    outstanding
    this is incredible

  33. Posted February 17, 2009 at 5:59 am | Permalink

    Hey – absolutely loving the cards.

    Completely agree too – this list of Anti-Valentine’s films is really similar – and just as funny!

    http://blog.onthebox.com/2009/02/12/top-7-anti-valentine-films-that-make-you-glad-to-be-single/

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