Ehdom

This “poem” is created by the following steps:

1. Open real spam message
2. Remove the links
3. Remove misspelled drug names
4. Remove fake words
5. Add line breaks and punctuation
6. Change a few word’s tense to make it coherent

And in the end, we have this:

Free our friend.
The expense assumes she’s human,
falling over mischief without looking in.

They lined and ate.
Stood amazed.

Genuine regret.

First skeleton stepped in gladly,
consumed the winged monster.

Indication that plants that were worse were wonderful.

Lacking appetite
and shrill laughter.

Two weeks later: persistent cough.

Deadly $2 heroin. Targets: teens.
Really did know exactly the cost.

Turn hard, hard princess.
Open hours, working her pole.

Herself? Natural.

Rare experience, this bravery.

Now depression, strange human, sleeping princess
complete with side effects.

Malevolent head–facts causing only cute hints–gaping in its own defense.

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